Monday, July 6, 2009

Holy Matrimony Batman!


I write a blog yesterday about divorce, and lack of communication and then today I read about how low divorce rates are. Guess what gets credit for the low divorce rate? That's right the economy! According to the report on MSN couples that can't stand each other, simply cannot afford to get divorced!
http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/CollegeAndFamily/SuddenlySingle/fewer-divorces-in-a-bad-economy.aspx

Wow, I'm so poor that I can't afford to pay attention, but everyone that I owe a penny to is not buying that line. In fact no ones buying unless you go to the mall and watch the teenagers and childless middle aged couples shop!
Splitting the house, and the kids, and then waking up with a splitting headache, and perhaps just depending on how mean your spouse is perhaps waking with your head split open! How do the polygamist do it? I mean what if a dude had to divorce five women! I would be like shoot me now, dag it's bad enough to have a disagreement and split with one woman let alone two or three! So how do those cats afford it! Is Barack Obama bailing out the polygamist TOO! What else can we blame on the President and the economy? No the polygamist aren't being bailed out, the polygamist are just smart enough to procreate enough unpaid hands to take care of the farm! Five wives and twenty-five kids, yeah that'll work. I work my four kids for more than a few minutes a day, and DSS would hunt me down and fine me for breaking child labor laws!

Well the rest of the world has a decrease in divorce, while my world is seeing more than ever before, good thing the view of the world isn't based on my view huh? Until next imperfect blog, same imperfect website, same imperfect time. Nanananananananana....Blackman!
Peace, Blessings, and Joy...

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