The imperfect Christian version of Boldy Locks and the 3 Squares! A blog based on a homeboys view of Goldy Locks and the Three Bears.
There was a bold little girl with beautiful hair that went out to find some fun. We'll call her Boldy Locks. Boldy trapesed through the woods near by her hood one day until she came upon a huge techno cottage, and like the Jehovah's witnesses she cruised right to the door. She tapped on the door, but no one answered. This little girl was as dumb as she was bold so she checked to see if the door was unlocked, and low and be bold - I mean behold- it was! She called out in a whisper, (like a certain nosey old gal that we want mention any names about) would do, and walked deeper into the bowels of the techno cottage... she tipped into the kitchen and found some hot lip soup waiting on her. She tried on the first lips, and pow! Too hot!!! Had some pig lips and forked tongue in it.
Boldy looked at the second serving, and thought she would try it out. Whew, big thick and too cold like Mick Jagger, or Steven Tyler winter lips!
Then she saw the third serving, and tried it! Oooh this lip soup is just right!!! Well it took this poor dumb, but bold little girl three times to notice that there was no steam, or frost coming from the third serving. You know Smokey's mama told him he'd better shop around, but at what expense?
Well she got her feel for lip soup, so she thought she would sit a spell like she did at the store in Plum City, and watch the Bold and Pitiful. She sat in the first Square chair, but it was too big!
So she went to the second Square chair, and it was too still just a little too big.
On to the third Square chair and that jo(i)nt was just right! So she peeped the most boring Soap Box Opera in the land until she nearly fell asleep, she fell back and broke the little Squares chair.
She then decided that she needed to take a nap! Boldy ventured through the house and saw the Squares sleeping quarters, so she went in. She tried the first bed, but it was too soft! Boldy a creature of habit followed her same pattern and went up scale to Thug Squares bed, and it was too hard!
Then onto the third bed, and wouldn't you know it was just a notch below the imperfect! So she crashed out in it.
Well the Squares came home and found things a little out of place, you know the routine...
When they found Boldy Locks snoring her hinny off upstairs they wanted to call the police, but Boldy Locks heard them, awakened and bargained. Boldy had a one up on 'em! She said my daddy is an attorney, and we have already sued McDeezy's for hot coffee, and I am willing not to sue y'all for reckless endangerment by leaving the door open on such a rickety jo(i)nt like this!
The Squares were poor not stupid so they told her they would spare her the beat down, and Jr. Square was underage and would beat the rap, so they would settle out of court for a smooth grand...
The moral of this story... Don't try and hustle a hustler, especially when you are a rap rookie playa... and this is the story of the Streetwise bears... That's how Chicago got their football and baseball mascots! LOL
There was a bold little girl with beautiful hair that went out to find some fun. We'll call her Boldy Locks. Boldy trapesed through the woods near by her hood one day until she came upon a huge techno cottage, and like the Jehovah's witnesses she cruised right to the door. She tapped on the door, but no one answered. This little girl was as dumb as she was bold so she checked to see if the door was unlocked, and low and be bold - I mean behold- it was! She called out in a whisper, (like a certain nosey old gal that we want mention any names about) would do, and walked deeper into the bowels of the techno cottage... she tipped into the kitchen and found some hot lip soup waiting on her. She tried on the first lips, and pow! Too hot!!! Had some pig lips and forked tongue in it.
Boldy looked at the second serving, and thought she would try it out. Whew, big thick and too cold like Mick Jagger, or Steven Tyler winter lips!
Then she saw the third serving, and tried it! Oooh this lip soup is just right!!! Well it took this poor dumb, but bold little girl three times to notice that there was no steam, or frost coming from the third serving. You know Smokey's mama told him he'd better shop around, but at what expense?
Well she got her feel for lip soup, so she thought she would sit a spell like she did at the store in Plum City, and watch the Bold and Pitiful. She sat in the first Square chair, but it was too big!
So she went to the second Square chair, and it was too still just a little too big.
On to the third Square chair and that jo(i)nt was just right! So she peeped the most boring Soap Box Opera in the land until she nearly fell asleep, she fell back and broke the little Squares chair.
She then decided that she needed to take a nap! Boldy ventured through the house and saw the Squares sleeping quarters, so she went in. She tried the first bed, but it was too soft! Boldy a creature of habit followed her same pattern and went up scale to Thug Squares bed, and it was too hard!
Then onto the third bed, and wouldn't you know it was just a notch below the imperfect! So she crashed out in it.
Well the Squares came home and found things a little out of place, you know the routine...
When they found Boldy Locks snoring her hinny off upstairs they wanted to call the police, but Boldy Locks heard them, awakened and bargained. Boldy had a one up on 'em! She said my daddy is an attorney, and we have already sued McDeezy's for hot coffee, and I am willing not to sue y'all for reckless endangerment by leaving the door open on such a rickety jo(i)nt like this!
The Squares were poor not stupid so they told her they would spare her the beat down, and Jr. Square was underage and would beat the rap, so they would settle out of court for a smooth grand...
The moral of this story... Don't try and hustle a hustler, especially when you are a rap rookie playa... and this is the story of the Streetwise bears... That's how Chicago got their football and baseball mascots! LOL
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