Seven Dust The New Perfume NOT

Holy smoke! The imperfect Christian has experienced, and shared some experiences that most would not want to partake in, but here's another one that I just had to share. You ever been walking through Wal-Mart, hmmm mmmm, excuse me Baby Girl and Sunshine, I mean Target, and pass a mature woman in her, let's say, 70's that smells different. I wanted to say funky, but that is a harsh term, so I will go with different. Then it hits you, that smell is the same kinda different you smell in the garden! Holy smoke it's Seven Dust perfume!!! Ladies I know some of you like a rough head. You like the dirt under the nails, and the whole "he smells like a working man grease pit smell," but please don't counter that with Seven Dust! Country boy or not, that stuff kills men as well as bugs, leave it alone! How 'bout I talk your fella into getting you some "Happy" by Clinique? Or some Honeysuckle lotion from Bath and Body Works? Don't have a man, hmmmm... let's try a different perfume besides SEVEN DUST! Leave the farm dust on the farm, or at least wear just enough of it, so he has to hug you real tight, or get as close as the ladies in the picture above to smell it. Look at where you are... you have just walked out of the store, and there are a group of smokers. A few others walk out swatting at bugs join in with them and light up. The bugs fly away from the smoke. Now here comes Ms. Seven Dust, and bam, the bugs don't bother her either. She's not picking knats out of her hair, or rubbing them out of her eyes, she's walking with a smile, and her hair doesn't move. Seven Dust the bug repelent is on the Surgeon Generals list, and the perfume should be too.

Lord I pray that I do not offend the Seven Dust District of Parfumers, but I am also praying that You will help them to tone that down just a tad. If they do not tone it down, Lord please send the rain for that crop, and let the under arm hairs, and odors be quickly harvested so the need to feel over perfuming is necessary is relinquished. I pray that whatever company makes that perfume has a change of heart, and sets guidelines for its application. Let them, Lord God, make a different fragrance, a much more pleasant aroma. Thank You Lord. Amen.