For Reverend Bluejeans... Neil Diamond was a great song writer! Do you remember the Levi's commercial with Travis? Travis comes riding in, and the lady stands on the porch, and says... "Travis you're a year too late!" Well the Fourth Wiseman, was a tad late too, or he would have been included in the story of the birth of Jesus. The Fourth Wiseman missed the birth of Jesus, but understood what was going on. His peers called him, "Reverend Bluejeans." He referred to himself as the "imperfect priest." Well the imperfect preacher would have been there, but he was waiting on his sister to pick him up. Her name was Nay. She was two hours late getting to the imperfect preachers house to pick him up. This is where the term "Slower than Christmas" comes from. The imperfect preacher called her Re-Nay, cause every time he asked her if he could drive she'd say, "nay, nay!" She wouldn't let anyone hold the reigns to the XJSpitz...That's where Jaguar got there XJ series from. Nay was smart like that. That's why she was known as the Wise WOman. They were supposed to go to a funeral just before Christ was born, but Nay was late getting there for that as well. Why Nay even came to the imperfect preachers wedding late, no wait, that was the imperfect preachers fault, he didn't get the formal invitations out in time. CPT (colored people time) runs deep in this family, even in the non-colored section. Nay called an informal church service on the mountain to pray over this family curse, and you know she was late for that, and still hasn't shown up! Oops, meant to read, "She was even later for that event." This was the first week of the quest of the imperfect preacher finding the Messiah Child.
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