Punking the Punkin' - Wife Punking 101

Well the imperfect Christian is a child of God no matter of his short comings. However, he is also the same child of God, that same imperfect Christian, that likes to play jokes on people too. The imperfect Christian has his own email, both personal and work to attend to, but now he also has the email, and social pages of a very talented group called, "Voices Of Inspiration" to manage as well. With that said let's go to Sunday evening approximately 7:30PM.

The imperfect one went to the Voices Of Inspirations Faithbook, I mean Facebook page. While he was there he saw that his best friend and lovely bride was online. The imperfect one does not chat much on Facebook so he never has his IM open. However, on the VOI page it was. He wrote an IM (Instant Message for the non-Im'ers) to his bride as if he was the Pastor, and group director. The imperfect one chose his wording carefully, and deliberately so he could emulate the pastor. He told her how blessed she was to have the imperfect Christian for a husband, and how much the group wished he'd sing with them. He told her how much the group loved the imperfect Christian, and needed her too. She replied with how wonderful her husband was, and how she thought he had a wonderful voice, and to pray for them. The imperfect one replied in perfect imperfection! He said that as the pastor he always thought of them, and lifted them before the Lord daily. He also said that imperfect Christian spoke of how much he loved his bride, and that the imperfect Christian said that she had a lovely voice too, but would not use it. That the imperfect one would like for her to be with him always, and at every rehearsal, and wanted her to take on a bigger roll in their ministry. Then continuing on as the pastor, the imperfect one said, you should come to every rehearsal, we miss you when you're not here. She thanked the pastor, or so she thought, and then said "Yeah right, he lied to you about my being able to sing, though." Then she said that she looked forward to the next rehearsal, and thanked him again. Polite little booger isn't she. The imperfect one then said, well Mrs. Pastor will be looking for me so I had better go, church is out now, and I need to get home to my queen. Take care and tell the imperfect one that we love him, and know that we love you too! The imperfect Christian's bride then said, thank you take care, and I will tell him that you send your love.

The tired eyed, beauty of a woman walks into the bedroom that she shares with the imperfect Christian, and begins to tell him about what the pastor had said. The imperfect Christian then quoted a line or two, and she looked at him like no, he said... then she thought about it, and the imperfect one smiled, and she turned to walk from the room and the imperfect one grabbed her and hugged her, and said, "I love you, and should have played that one out a little more, and said something either really bad about the imperfect one, or played a favor for him!" Here are some classic play your pastor prank lines... "Has he mentioned a haircut, cause a Brown man loses his mind when he loses his hair. Samsung in the Bible, oh yeah, he was a brotha, and look at how many people he took out when he tore that shopping mall down!" Here's another one: "Pray for him Mrs. Imperfect-Christian cause he said that the Portuguese have to shave their toenails after a certain time frame... I'm telling you, you need to watch that brotha!"

Yeah I think it could've gotten even more interesting if I had played my cards right. Am I getting too soft... am I slipping!? Nah, she just does me like that! Welcome to Christian Wife Punking 101!

Until the next Punking of the Punkin's... Peace, Blessings, and Joy... that real PB&J